Scented Mask Lover Mugs

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A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

The Cougher

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

Some scents are nonsense.

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Aromatherapy for Men

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

Face Mask Romance

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

Louisiana Mask Mandate

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

Squeal like a pig!

"I used to be a veterinarian."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

Covid-19, Mask Up

Tribal masks.

Overpowering perfume

"Great Perfume!"

Theater on meds

Mandatory mask use