Scent-aware Socialite T-Shirts

"Maybe I could meet you after work."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"The club scene is really changing."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"I keep telling her she should do something with her stupid little online pieces."

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

"My son took away my license." "Too many hit and runs." "Too many birthdays?"

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

I never finished our book. Me neither. I was reading another one. Me too. Totally addictive. Then let's choose that one for next month. Great. Facebook works for me! It's bookmarked!

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

"We're in the city now, Bob—stop making eye contact with everyone."

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

Over 60's night - "You have beautiful teeth. What do you soak them in?"

The Kings Head.

"I always wanted power, but now, I don't know, the trappings of power may be enough."

"Look at those drunken losers, that'll be us in twenty years."

'I've got to go, Mom - my playgroup called an emergency meeting,'

"She might have stayed longer if you answered the door with your pants on."

Oh no! Here comes another lecture on the joys of loft living!

A guest departing a party.

Senior Conversation Staters

"I shall never forget Roger."

"Don't you remember? We were at Herb and Sally's."