Scenic Views Mugs

The Art Gallery

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"Let's not have children."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"I’ve no clue if money can buy happiness. All I know is it bought this view."

Rating the Sunset

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Sunset Attraction

"I'm really not fond of water, but I admit water views are quite nice..."

Theater and the Sun

"I've finished. You can resume your scowling."

Polar bear bowling alley

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'Yes Dad, it's a wonderful view, but do you need to point it out every single day?'

'For sale'

'Do you suppose this was engineered by Halliburton?'

I'm sending a video of this to the kids so they can watch it in the car. Lookout Point.

"Can you see that beautiful patch of color just to the left of Gulf Island Pond, with all those marvelous loons? That’s where we passed a sports bar."

Sunrise $5/Sunset $5

"Oh, c'mon, it's 500 miles closer!"