Scenic Sightseer Mugs

Scenic Route.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Polar bear bowling alley

'Echo Tourism'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

"From here you can see 12 McDonald's..."

"Ever seen anything like it? No high rise condos to obstruct the view, no acres of parking lots, no traffic. What a waste."

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

'Sure, we host weddings, anniversaries and bar mitzvahs. On occasion, we even sell some wine.'

'Yes Dad, it's a wonderful view, but do you need to point it out every single day?'

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

'Wow! What graphics!'

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

"What, may I ask, does landscape have to do with gender?"

'For sale'

'And whenever we do go somewhere, he blocks the view.'

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

Not So Grand Canyon Next Exit

Suburban Sightseers

Take Care Describing Yourself U.S.P.

Sunrise $5/Sunset $5

"Oh, c'mon, it's 500 miles closer!"

"Can you see that beautiful patch of color just to the left of Gulf Island Pond, with all those marvelous loons? That’s where we passed a sports bar."

'-if it wasn't you at 'Toys-R-Us then it was your double!'