Scene Setter Prints

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'No ice.'

Polar bear bowling alley

"I have no thumbs."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"An everything Martini, please."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"I don't believe in you!"

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Giraffe Portrait

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

"So, do you come here often?"

Serenade for you...

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

'Another martini please.'

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

A monument gets down from his plinth.

Guitarist

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

Voodoo Darts. . .

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

Joke Shop.

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

Heaven's Way

"Would I like a balloon animal?... Is that some kind of new cocktail?"

Sailor and car

Billy Goat and the Landlord

"Well, yes, I am a being made entirely of coleslaw and brought to life by satanic cult members for an as of yet entirely unspecified purpose, but I don't see what that has to do with me buying you a drink..."

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"