Scenario Strategist Mugs

"My mistake. It was the mailman."

'Mom's in the bedroom trying on scenarios.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

Hockey Season.

Target your message

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Tic-tac-toe

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Internet Cafe.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

That kid's all business.

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

"Take me to your thought leader."

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Existential Risk

Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

Tetris Rejects

'Apparently, wild hopes and dreams, re-enacted by Barbie and Ken, are no substitute for a solid business plan.'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Spock's expertise in M&A deal making was key to the formation of the Federation.'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said