Scavenger Hunts Pillows

"AWW! We ALWAYS do a scavenger hunt!"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Treasure Island Book.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Dept. of the Treasury

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"...it's another metal detector."

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Missing Easter Egg

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

Moon Cave

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.