Scaredy-cat In Denial Prints

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

The practical psychopath

I.T. Fear

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'Vacuums!'

Dentist Trip

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

'Pack your things we're moving.'

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

'My Barry hates horror films.'

EEEEEEEEEEEE-Mail

'Just so you know, I've no intention of sharing a home with either children or cats.'

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

"Of course I'm frightened. I just thought you would be bigger."

"Yes... I'd like to cancel my membership to the company fitness program immediately."

One part of me loves cats. Another part, not so much.

'I must be losing it. I forgot to try to trip someone walking down the stairs today.'

The Truth about J.D.'s hatred of Cats.

A man scared of dentists has taped his mouth shut.

'This next bit might hurt just a teenie-weenie bit...'

"Honestly, Bob, why do you even watch scary movies?"

'How old are you?'

'The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.'

Evil Pusskins#4

'OK, OK! I'll shoot your husband! But I won't do it purely for sport or to stock my freezer! I'll do it because I want to be with you!'

That was a scary movie, wasn't it?

We have your dog

Turn this off! You haven't paid your cable bill yet!

Scared cat.