Scandinavian Culture Fanatic Prints

Knut Sveinsson

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'We rape, pillage and kill. THAT'S our corporate mission statement.'

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'This is the best I could come up with.'

Service Entry.

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

'Well, once again he's led us to victory and... Oh, here we go. The obligatory Gatorade drenching.'

'They've been on too many English raids !'

Wordilly Durdillies - 'The Swedes that you can eat between meals...

A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

Why Vikings Didn't Have Many Graduation Ceremonies.

How many norse power is it?

"Nurse, the allen key, please."

That's Lars. The guy's a total norsissist.

'Asia... it must be Tuesday.'

Viking Funeral

Dog Show: Great Dane Category.

PERSONNEL, 'Our retirement plan is that we try to get you Swedish citizenship.'

"It's marzipan pigs."

What?… (No caption. One viking drinks a tropical drink from a fruity cup, while other vikings drink grog from mugs.)

"Nordic but nice"

Erik, Viking Funeral Director

"Olaf, get back to your station and row!"

"Today we will have the Swedish buffet!"

Schizophrenia in Scandinavia....

'Viking Job centre' 'Rape' 'Pillage'

"I wasn't Bjorn yesterday, you know."

God Jul

Snake with a tarnhelm

Man discovering a viking in his bed.