Scandi Noir Fan Prints

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

"I'm reassigning the murder case to the Scandinavian police. They'll make sure it gets the withdrawn bleakness it deserves."

hard-boiled egg...

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"We need rain."

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

Robert Mitchum

Phantom of Casablanca

Uneasy Rider

Diary of a DNA Cop

Peter Lorre caricature

Al Pacino

'That isn't true Mrs. Jones, I can find my ass with both hands. And if you want me to prove it, it'll be $150.00 a day, plus expenses.'

Noir kitty.

"It's a dame!"

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

"I'll take it."

"See you there at seven. And the dress code is business noir."

"I have a few questions, Miss Haspel, about your fitness to serve as the director of the C.I.A."

Jim and Betty Noir could turn a simple trip to the post office into gripping melodrama.

Humphrey Bogart.

Raymond Chandler, the money-grubbing years.

"Too film noir?"

Detectabull

'Well, what did you expect?'

Robert Mitchum

A holster of heavies

The Climax - J'ai baise ta Bouche

Marlene Dietrich

"Hey, dump that in the East River where it belongs."

Humphrey Bogart