Scandal Sniffer Prints

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

Squeezing the Free Press.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

JET (Part I)

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

Celebrity Gavin Henson

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

The Original Gossip Columns

'From Wall Street, here's a run down of today's stock prices and S.E.C allegations.'

Pandora Papers

Panama Papers Scandal

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

"Stinking politicians and their dirty laundry!" "That's Bob. He's watching 'CSPIN', again."

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."