Scam Busting Lover Prints

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gld will be deposited into your account within two working days."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Snake Eyes

Mermaids in love

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

"Herb's from Texas."

'I'm a star!'

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

"And do you promise to love, honour and be a total whore in the bedroom."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Merry Kissmas

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

'So now what?'

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

The men of your dreams

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

Rapunzel's hair comes down to suitor as a braided ladder.

'I love the way you wiggle your nose when you say that.'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."