Scam Busting Lover Prints

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gld will be deposited into your account within two working days."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

Mermaids in love

Snake Eyes

"Herb's from Texas."

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

'I'm a star!'

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

Merry Kissmas

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"And do you promise to love, honour and be a total whore in the bedroom."

'So now what?'

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Rapunzel's hair comes down to suitor as a braided ladder.

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

The men of your dreams

'I love the way you wiggle your nose when you say that.'

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

Ask Sadie

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."