Scale Model Collector Prints

'You'll be Standard Class, Sir?'

"Remember, when you order from Ebay, double check for scale."

Model Building

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

Raw Piano Bar

World War II Hawker 'HURRICANE'.

'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'

'Sorry, sweetie, but your weight is still the same.'

Micheal Schumacher.

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

'When did these start coming with privacy protection?'

Model Shop

Model steam train pulls into a station

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."

Reduced for Quick Sale.

Paper aeroplane flying in front of an aeroplane.

Normal sized door, chair and lamp next to mouse hole and proportional furniture.

Replacement Bus Service

Papi agrees to buy Baldo a lowrider but it's a model car.

'No offense, but I think I'd like to start shooting some full-scale models.'

Ship in a Bottle.

A hitman sitting next to a fishbowl with a model of a drowned man

"I built a model of Mount Everest."

Important dates in Latino history: Four years ago, lowrider cars changed history.

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: What type of tires does your lowrider have?"

'I understand the chap next door is keen on model trains.'

Air Control.

Man with each foot on a set of scales.

'A scaled down model of the proposed building would be more practical Harry.'

Covid Art

Tuareg discuss the merits of an 'O' gauge locomotive.

'You weigh 14 pints.'

'Congratulations, Louigi. You're going to be a made man!'

Grumpy,sleepy,doc,dopey.