Scale Avoider T-Shirts

"I do diet...between snacks."

'It doesn't matter, Mr. Katz — you're overweight standard or metric.'

Critisize your weight.

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

Lady Justice using metric scales.

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

'What part of school don't you understand?', 'The part between the bells ringing.'

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

'To make matter worse, our combined weight is higher than our credit score.'

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

'You need to go on a diet. Your spare tyres are getting spare tyres!'

"Relax dear. You haven't 'put on a ridiculous amount of weight'. You've just forgotten to take off your armour."

'When did these start coming with privacy protection?'

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

'I think it's having a core melt down!'

Mouse/Rat on weighing machine: 'I squeak your weight.'

After standing on the scales Claire decided to stamp on the diet book.

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

'Because it's here and not 29,000 sodding feet up in the Himalayas, that's why!'

'I'll pay you double if you whisper it.'

'Whaddya mean the scale keeps flashing tilt?'

'What about your underwear? That must weigh a pound or two.'

"So there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING you can think of giving up the New Year apart from your peanut collection?"

'Aack! Four star guilt!!'

Crater Lake

"I don't think it matters is you choose metric or imperial."

'Of course you realize my gold crown adds a lot to my weight.'

"I must not eat pies off the path, I must not eat pies off the path..."

"Go Boxing Day shopping if you want...you couldn't drag me to that mall today!"

'If you go on a diet and lose five pounds, only to gain ten the following month, how many infuriating godforsaken pounds do you weigh?'

Woman puts baloons to make herself appear lighter on weighing scale.

Giant woman.