Scale Avoider T-Shirts

"I do diet...between snacks."

'It doesn't matter, Mr. Katz — you're overweight standard or metric.'

Critisize your weight.

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

'What part of school don't you understand?', 'The part between the bells ringing.'

Lady Justice using metric scales.

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

'To make matter worse, our combined weight is higher than our credit score.'

"Relax dear. You haven't 'put on a ridiculous amount of weight'. You've just forgotten to take off your armour."

'You need to go on a diet. Your spare tyres are getting spare tyres!'

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

'When did these start coming with privacy protection?'

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

'I think it's having a core melt down!'

'I'll pay you double if you whisper it.'

My diet is working! I'm almost down to what I didn't want to get up to!

Mouse/Rat on weighing machine: 'I squeak your weight.'

'Whaddya mean the scale keeps flashing tilt?'

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

After standing on the scales Claire decided to stamp on the diet book.

'Because it's here and not 29,000 sodding feet up in the Himalayas, that's why!'

Crater Lake

'Aack! Four star guilt!!'

"So there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING you can think of giving up the New Year apart from your peanut collection?"

"I don't think it matters is you choose metric or imperial."

'What about your underwear? That must weigh a pound or two.'

'Are you kidding??'

"I must not eat pies off the path, I must not eat pies off the path..."

"Go Boxing Day shopping if you want...you couldn't drag me to that mall today!"

'Of course you realize my gold crown adds a lot to my weight.'

'If you go on a diet and lose five pounds, only to gain ten the following month, how many infuriating godforsaken pounds do you weigh?'