Scaffold Stylist Mugs

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Doing the borders.

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I don't like your application."

Scarf puts hat back on.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Vivienne Westwood

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...