Savvy Savers Mugs

Building society, savers rates -"Well, what shall we do with the interest, leave it in or withdraw it and buy a pot of tea for two?"

'If we had eaten at home,we would have saved $48.75 and we wouldn't have had to sit on the floor!'

'At least, we'll save the money for the Christmas presents.'

Back to School Supplies & Small Loans

"It's cheaper to buy soap in chunks instead of bars. Just chip off what you need."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"I just..."

Investing your savings

Roasting the Moneybox

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"It failed the stress test."

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

"Do you have an Isa?"

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

The Mattress Savings Bank

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

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