Savings Sentinel Prints

'Don't be afraid, the speculators won't take away your savings. I'll be faster than they are!'

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"I just..."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"It failed the stress test."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"Do you have an Isa?"

'That piggy bank is for my college fund.'

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

A child busking

Piggy Bank ATM

"And that one's for the relief of anxiety caused by the high cost of medication."

'The good news is that what you save on my hair cut can be added to my allowance.'

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"I know you're territorial, but you can't growl when someone uses your stapler."

'The forever stamps I purchased at 42 cents are now 44 cents. That's an annual apprciation of 2 which is more than you earned on your investment portfolio.'

Piggy bank...cash cow.

'I'm outta here.'

"It would appear that our 'rainy day investment fund' hasn't even yielded enough to buy us an umbrella each."

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

Money going to shark and piggy bank.

"And when you've saved up enough money, what are you going to say in in your full-page ad in the New York Times?"

'I need a government bailout.'

Energy saving

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

'Sir, wait! You can't go yet! The register hasn't finished spitting out all your valuable coupons.'

"Get with it, pal. You could pay your taxes on time if you managed your money properly!"

Pigs are shocked by the fate of the piggy bank.