Savings Management Mugs

"Spoiler alert! It would seem you've entered your golden years without any gold."

British savings accounts

The day the stock market went UP.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

A fight in the Boardroom.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Build Your Own Portfolio

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Watering Money

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

A little something aside for a rainy day

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"I just..."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Investing your savings

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Roasting the Moneybox

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'