Save The Polar Bear Club Pillows

Ice Melt Calendar - Cancelled.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

The interested bystanders.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

The melting polar ice caps

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Polar bears

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

Aargh, Many Trees

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Arctic 2050.

We're barely gonna make it!

Polar Bear Holiday Song

Noah's fridge

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

"You seem like a therapist who understands climate change."

"Where I go to sleep, that is where my homeland is."

"Denying the climate change works perfectly! Just look around us! Everything is as usual!"

Polar bear lolly

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

'These latest surveys are very reassuring.'

"Of course it's cold, it's supposed to be cold!"