Saucepan Enthusiast Mugs

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"You're the lid to my pot."

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Flying sauces.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

What's the insect de jour?