Satnav Fan Prints

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'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Pirates

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

Landlubbers ONLY!

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

GPS Systems.

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

'Backseat driver...'

Big Office: Sat Nav Hire

A comment on the Gold Rush.

CS558741

"I'm sure looking forward to meeting the new management."

'How am I supposed to know anything about the English Channel? It's not even on our cable system.'

Hmmm, white meat or dark...

'I always knew the Smiths pampered their cows.'

Early Space Blunders

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

"Well I think it looks nice"

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"

'Swim ten miles to the next icefloe.'

Intelligent Navigation Device...

Sea-Side Saturday Evening - The Arrival of the Husbands' Boat.

'You'll have to excuse Pat; she hates to see champagne go to waste.'

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.