Satnav Fan Prints

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'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Pirates

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

Landlubbers ONLY!

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

GPS Systems.

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

'Backseat driver...'

A comment on the Gold Rush.

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

Big Office: Sat Nav Hire

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'But on the plus side, I'm picking up HBO.'

GPS Recalculating.

"I'm sure looking forward to meeting the new management."

'How am I supposed to know anything about the English Channel? It's not even on our cable system.'

Early Space Blunders

Hmmm, white meat or dark...

'I always knew the Smiths pampered their cows.'

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

"Well I think it looks nice"

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"

"Are we there yet!"

'Swim ten miles to the next icefloe.'

Intelligent Navigation Device...

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

'You'll have to excuse Pat; she hates to see champagne go to waste.'