Satirical Soul Seekers Prints

'Referring to God as 'she' seems to offend all the right people.'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Meet the Enemy

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Flyfishing for dummies.

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'Stick them up...'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Beware of the frog"

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

Coronavirus Waves

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Quality Control