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"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Politicians are from Uranus.

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you."

'Sometimes I think you're on a different planet.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Pizzas

"Die alone"

"I'm going to use my tax cut to trickle down on you all."

"Miss Winthrop, tell my callers that I'm busy with the World Bank."

TV and man

cayetana de alba

Ask me about our frequent donation plan.

A well-dressed panhandler holds a sign that reads "Will argue for food".

Lobster a la Riseholme!

Middle Age - The Magazine For You - Yeah, You!

"I thanked my teacher for teaching us so well and she fainted."

Bad business inc.