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"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

Politicians are from Uranus.

"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"Show me a man who's optimistic about the human race..."

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you."

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.

'Sometimes I think you're on a different planet.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

"Die alone"

"Some other news, China declares war on Peru, ISIS blows up the pyramids and the pope resigns. Now back to more comments from David Bowie fans."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"I'm going to use my tax cut to trickle down on you all."

A well-dressed panhandler holds a sign that reads "Will argue for food".

"Miss Winthrop, tell my callers that I'm busy with the World Bank."

Lobster a la Riseholme!

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Middle Age - The Magazine For You - Yeah, You!

Bad business inc.