Satirical Social Commentator Mugs

The Maybe Society

"Who are we gonna keep up with now that the Joneses are gone?"

Painful cuts essential

'Oh, that's a deduction to pay for management perks.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Support the Ex-Troops

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Torturing the English Language

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Press Freedom

The Working Woman's Magazine

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

The Berlin Peace Movement

Critisize your weight.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Real Life/Surreal Life

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

Government a la Carte

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Our Two Parties, Explained

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.