Satirical Sign Fans Prints

Cake Free Zone

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

End the Winter Blues

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

"You calm down."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

Greed.

Telekinetics on strike...

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

"Is your dog friendly?"

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"The estranged string trio."

War of Words

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