Satirical Sign Fans Prints

Insulate Britain Fundamentalists

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

Cake Free Zone

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

End the Winter Blues

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

"You calm down."

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

"I'd like to see you do this online."

Greed.

Telekinetics on strike...

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

"Is your dog friendly?"

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

Rudy Park Enterprises regrets to announce the end to a brief experiment aimed at combining the popular and irrepressible talk show phenomenon Sadie Cohen with a background beat of powerful and thrilling house music. In fact, our ratings soared during our experiment. Revenue shot up 17.5 percent. Advertisers loved it. Our decision to cancel the experiment in no way reflects any error of management. Rather, it was a raging success reflective of our forward thinking management. In the end, though,

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

Before he was taken away, Dr. Stuart Trust was the last known doctor to make HOUSE CALLS.

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

War of Words

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."