Satirical Sidekick Prints

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

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Writer's Strike

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'

"He leaves the Sendak lying around, but he's never actually read it."

'It's a duet yourself project.'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

When Chemists take acid trips.

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

He gave her a big bear hug. The kind that says, I love you, I'll never leave you, I'm possessive, needy and insecure.

'I wouldn't worry about not brushing before bed if it was just the one night, Mr. Van Winkle.'

"If I'd wanted undercooked pig swill I would have stayed home and let my wife do the cooking!"

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"He's normally not affectionate, but he has really taken a liking to you!2

Getting Dad up to speed....Happy Father's Day

We interrupt this game because our sponsor has just filed for bankruptcy.

"This one is broken."

'I should have known better than to call a geek for backup.'

Buckaroo Rogers

"Hello?! My neighbour's being a real nuisance...he won't give me his wallet."

"Come on, Scratchy -- let's BOTH be sidekicks today!"

"What's wrong, Nora?"

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