Satirical Sibling Mugs

Slow day at the Oval Office...

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Come dine with me!

"Ahhh... close enough."

The Art Student.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Glastonbury. After.

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Polly txt speak

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Reach for the Star.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

I will study my speling words...

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"Do you guys serve beer?"