Satirical Serenader Gifts

Singing - "Hang down your head Norm Gutterman, hang down your head and cry..."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Love birds playing a guitar.

Listening to Coldplay.

No Bruch!

Dr. Phil takes it home.

A masked man serenading

My Violinist Valentine

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Double bass in space

'Croak something romantic, will ya?'

The Gong

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

'Oh, shut up!'

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

This'n song here, "She Done Me Wrong 'n' That Ain't Right," goes out to my high school english teacher.

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

Guitar.

Christ and His Disciples - Ticket for the London Hospital.

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

Serenading with a guitar

A man gesturing at the moon

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

Romantic music.

Chicken singing romantic songs

Romance Music

Ghost Playing Cello

Subway Chanteys

"Start spreadin' the news . . . I'm leavin' today . . . "

"That's the wonder of Ewes."

"If I were a carpenter"

'We won't need you. I brought my own.'

Vampire Bassoonist