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"A lot of voter's will be floating today."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you."

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

Euthanasia Clinic

'Sometimes I think you're on a different planet.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

"Die alone"

"Some other news, China declares war on Peru, ISIS blows up the pyramids and the pope resigns. Now back to more comments from David Bowie fans."

"Miss Winthrop, tell my callers that I'm busy with the World Bank."

"I'm going to use my tax cut to trickle down on you all."

A well-dressed panhandler holds a sign that reads "Will argue for food".

TV and man

"Let's stop for a second while my assistant brings me a stiff drink."

Bad business inc.

"I liked the one that saluted."

"It's just a wild guess but I suspect that the 14 points apply done at six countries may have contributed to your feeling a 'bit unwell'."

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Joy Behar?'

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

'I revel in your success whenever it leads to my success.'

STRIP Hambone: 'Can't you programme this thing to laugh at my jokes?'

"That is six feet."

"Excuse me, have you seen a large gent with a red coat and face to match."

Planning Office - Acquired by Tesco

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

'Well done, Goldsmith. You handled yourself like an old pro' in there.'

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

Terrorist Save.

"No apology after making us orphans."

Plastidad

Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".