Satirical Saplings Mugs

'To stress heterosexual, we now get a merit badge for getting laid!'

British savings accounts

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

Justice

"What I'm prescribing is so cutting edge, even I can't pronounce it."

Lesbians for Christ

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

The 11th Commandment

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

"Sure, you can use the bathroom. But, you have to put your request in writing and send three copies to the personnel department."

God finger

Gore Vidal

Manspreading in Art

How To Cut The Defense Budget

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

"I talked Vladi into skipping the transition to democracy in his country and just shooting straight over here with me."

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'