Satirical Masterpiece Mugs

I think the home improvement shows are officially out of ideas

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Sock Puppet in Literature

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Convenience.

Had enough of the box.

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Sign in doctors office - Malpractice Makes Perfect.

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

Prisoner still life painting.

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

Facelook

'Secondhand smoke.'

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

Looking for Impeachable Offenses in All The Wrong Places

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Blockhead

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

Exhibition for Prisoners

The Bland Leading the Bland

Capitalism

The Pope

Democracy - or die!

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

'The Sadly Insanes do Baghdad.'

A cockroach controlling Donald Trump with puppet strings

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'Don't ask how much your hospital bill is because we have no way of knowing.'