Satirical Humor Aficionado Prints

"I believe they're a debt collection agency."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"The world isn't ready for a book like this. How would you feel about publishing it posthumously?"

Realistic Monopoly

'Well you should be able to see other countries around Britain...there's nothing wrong with the equipment.'

"Would you like to see the markup?"

Man-Made Cause to the Medieval Warm Period.

'Your experience is nil, qualifications lacking, references horrible, and you fulfill MY need for job security perfectly...YOU'RE HIRED!'

'Do you have something a little more conservative?'

'Our accounting errors were due to the fact that we didn't have duplicate copies.'

'Your credit has cleared, so the doctor will see you now.'

"Somehow these awards are seeming less special."

Europe sinks while a man holds a copy of Capital by Karl Marx.

Condom company: Men will be prevented from entering women's section.

"But what I really hate, even more than political and religious persecution, are people who hog the dynamite."

Synapse misfiring!

Large Model

'You always have to one-up my economic woes with economic woes, don't you!'

'At least he's happy to work for Peanuts.'

New State Fair Healthy Foods Options

"It says 'do not enter until your exit is clear'."

If injury lawyers said what they really mean.

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

'Nothing much happened in the Middle East today.... Ha! -- Just kidding.'

Barack Obama and his nun security team.

'This is a very thought provoking program. The thought it's provoking is: Why am I watching this garbage?'

'Our new diet pills have been a disaster. The damn things work!'

Queen on education 'So I says to Charles,some of them kids are cleverer than what we are, I says...'

"Three years running 'fake news' websites? You're just what we're looking for!"

Doomsdayer waves sign saying 'The world isn't going to end, it's just going to suck'.

Presbyterian Butler

"Scary babies"

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