Satirical Hiker Prints

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

LOOK BHIND U!

Fork in the trail.

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

The walking dead

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

Information: EWE ARE HERE.

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

You'll never believe what that house is for.

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

"How'd you know I was from New York?"

"It's customary to climb all the way up."

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

Retirement became the obvious decision.