Satirical Hiker Prints

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

LOOK BHIND U!

Fork in the trail.

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

The walking dead

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

Information: EWE ARE HERE.

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

"It's customary to climb all the way up."

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

"How'd you know I was from New York?"

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

"Wow! Joe really did a nice job on the latrine."