Satirical Content Lover Mugs

"Probably a telemarketer."

'Dirty, lesbian, whore, bitch, gang bangs turned out to be Finding Nemo!'

'The good news is that his temperature has dropped. The bad news is that sadly by far too much. . .'

Reality computing: 'We're sorry Lenny. You've been voted out of the chat room.'

'The following program was made possible by a secret cabal of greedy capitalists....'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Occu-Pie Mars

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'That's our mission statement.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

Do Not Resuscitate

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Trump pardons

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Oligarchy

"Away with the warmonger!"

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

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National Everything Awareness Day

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"