"This is your government. For complaints about the stock rates. Press 1. for complaints about economic policy. Press 2. for complaints about the weather. Press 3. for complaints about your relationship..."
Satirical Citizen Mugs
Start their day with a splash of satire! Our mugs feature witty designs perfect for the clever, satirical citizen who loves a brew with a punchline.
Infected Macron
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
"You're fired."
"Nation-building never works."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
Flags
"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"
We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds
"DeepSeek" "Stargate"
"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."
Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.
Reagacentennial
"You're on a what?!"
'You can just forget about the cake.'
"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."
The International and May Day Terrorism
Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin
The economy.
"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."
"We won!"
"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"
"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"
Trump leaving
The americanisation of vulture.
Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'
"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."
"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."
The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.
Kritik's Korner
"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."
Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack
Government a la Carte
Satirical Citizen Mugs Collection
Satirical Citizen Pillows
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Satirical Citizen Prints
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Satirical Citizen T-Shirts
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