Satirical Cartoons Fan Mugs

'A tuffet, some curds and whey, and a moment of weakness - the next thing you know I'm a registered sex offender.'

"Cutting out the middle man!"

Ghak invented the wheel and Grunz invented the breakdown service

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Trump Poutine

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'More government surveillance!'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

The Thinker?

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.