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The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Director/Action Man toy.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

What's normal?

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

Lesser known greek gods,

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

How about going easy on the carbs

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

Parade of Businessmen

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

How am I abducting?

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

The Snarky District

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

On the brink.