Satellite Tv Mugs

Santa Claus's sled runs into satellite dish on a roof thus messing up the picture on a TV in the living room.

"I get 572,000 channels. I watch 4 of them."

"Why would I need 185,000 TV channels??"

"Sky, sir?"

"Every day, it's the same old 213 channels."

"There's the pay TV remote... the set top box remote... the TV remote... now where did I put the worth watching remote?"

Grave with a satellite dish.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"Regrets? Yeah. I didn't live long enough to cherry-pick my cable channels."

Grave with satellite dish.

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

Doggy satellite dish.

Man with TV listings - It's not easy keeping track of my social life."

"Okay, I want rubbish, you want garbage, so let's settle for trash."

'Do you mind if I read a little before bedtime dear?'

Satelite television

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

'Will you shift her please, I can't get digital.'

"Look son you can't ring social services just because we haven't got satellite TV."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

Spy Satellite

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"Earthlings."

The Great Canadian Novel

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

'Aye, but can you guys get 500 channels with those hooks?'

Living in a snow globe.