Satanic Satire Appreciator Mugs

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"OMG, LOL!"

"Steamed vegetables."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"Housekeeping?!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

'Oh Hi!'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"Amateurs."

Russia Money Laundering

The Greek Trampoline

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise