Sarcastic Beach Lover Prints

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Working Holiday

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Pina Coladas

Surf Casting

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Iliadette.

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Sunbathers.

Try me/try me/try me...

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Privates Beach"

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Happy holidays for kids.

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Ladies by the seaside

Beer Parasol.

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"...and this is one of us on the beach."

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'