Sara Bareilles Fan Gifts

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

'He's maturing early.'

Bryan Ferry

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Tom Hanks

"Nice haircut."

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

Hollywood producer.

Michael Caine

TV stage door

Child star Fatty Deposits humiliates Zippy, The Wonderdog, on the set of their latest movie, 'Too Cute For Comfort'....

David Bowie

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

The Month of June

Level up your game with a MANicure.

Melanie Griffith

'Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Madonna.

Lupita Amondi Nyong'o

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Kim Novak caricature

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

While no one was looking, Wanda placed a decal with her name on it on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Seventies heartthrob

Rowan Atkinson

Ed Asner - 1929-2021

Cole Porter

MIla Kunis

Paris Hilton

Olivia Newton-John 1948-2022

Dame Maggie Smith

'Yes, face transplants are now possible and no...you can't have Brad Pitts.'

'Don't give up hope - Anthony Bourdain is bound to show up sooner or later.'