Santa's Spa Day Enthusiasts Pillows

Santa entering a pool for a swim

Santa Claus's Mail

High security Santa's grotto

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Anything but milk and cookies."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Loofah Lady

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

This Year's Spa

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

Santa CGI Effect

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

"I want a pony!"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.