Santa's Economist Helper Mugs

Santa Mario Draghi - European Central Bank.

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

That one has all the batteries!

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"Ho, ho, you're fired."

Santa's Helpers

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph

Snowball Fight With Santa

'I'm a guy and my name is Vixen! Of course I'm going to have issues!'

Father Christmas deciding whether the Tory Party are naughty or nice.

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

Child on Christmas Eve

Shelf on an elf