Santa-centric Spirit Mugs

Singing Father Christmases.

Santa Claus's Mail

High security Santa's grotto

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Punk Reindeer

"Anything but milk and cookies."

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Santa CGI Effect

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"I want a pony!"

'And that,and that,and that...'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

The Reindeer Strike

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"I can't tel you what an honor it is to be the keynote speaker at the Supply Chain management Seminar."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

SANTA'S ATTORNEY

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'