Santa-centric Spirit Mugs

Singing Father Christmases.

Santa Claus's Mail

High security Santa's grotto

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Punk Reindeer

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Santa CGI Effect

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"I want a pony!"

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'And that,and that,and that...'

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

The Reindeer Strike

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"I can't tel you what an honor it is to be the keynote speaker at the Supply Chain management Seminar."

SANTA'S ATTORNEY

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

Great Moment in North Pole History