Sanitiser Enthusiast Pillows

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

Hand Sanitisers

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Whack-a-molecule

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Flu vaccine.

Hand sanitizer

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Wash your hands

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

A day in the life of a dish sink

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

Wash hand before making sound of one hand clapping.

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

'Have you washed your hands?'

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,