Sandy Silliness Appreciator Mugs

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.

'Don't worry. We'll fit into these things by spring.'

Adoption centre nurse accepting a bribe from a pack of wolves

"Four bedrooms, oceanfront property, and it's in our price range?! What's the catch?"

A cow carrier.

"I don't think he believes I've been a good little boy. He told me to go home and go to my room."

Racing road signs

"What are you doing?!"

"... Yes, Miss Mawdsley. I think it will be safe for you to come off the pill now."

"I think you'd better switch the water feature off."

Desert crawler sees 'No Crawling' sign.

"Le service recherche et developpment de notre banque."

'Aaaahhhh.... One giant kitty litter box.'

Henry was startled by a sudden tap on the shoulder.

Elitist Humour For the Upper Class...

Clown running.

"Oh, good. Here comes Daddy, to bring us to our senses."

"No wonder we could get tickets."

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

Think globally, act silly!

'Ah, your sister wears a bra!'

Man taking a pee while walking the dog.