Sandy Shores Seeker Pillows

'Don't blame the travel agent - you insisted on a vast, pristine, isolated, sunny BEACH!'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Beach con-man.

Shoe addict.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Well Earned Vacation"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Segregated Beach

Dolphin

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'No surf?'

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

"I spy something blue."

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"We're luckier than most people..."

Another Victim of Beach Brain

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

'Sorry I'm late'

'Oh, yes! I can see it.'

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.