Sandy Shores Seeker Pillows

'Don't blame the travel agent - you insisted on a vast, pristine, isolated, sunny BEACH!'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Beach con-man.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Shoe addict.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Well Earned Vacation"

Segregated Beach

Dolphin

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'No surf?'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

"I spy something blue."

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

Another Victim of Beach Brain

"We're luckier than most people..."

'Oh, yes! I can see it.'

'Sorry I'm late'

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.