Sandwich Shop Owner Pillows

"So, you're using chicken instead of turkey."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Super Heroes.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Filling the Missile Gap

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Jelly I.V.

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

The Deli Llama

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

"I'm a retired doctor."