Sandwich Connoisseurs Mugs

'Settle, down! One at a time! OK, who wanted the hand and cheese on rye?'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Super Heroes.

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Filling the Missile Gap

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Lunch Meet

Jelly I.V.

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

The Deli Llama

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

Batman and Reuben

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'