Sandbox Schemer Mugs

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"I'm bored."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'Here's the game plan going forward. We acknowledge any and all 'mistakes,' then fake fixing them.'

"Do you call this a business plan?"

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

"Jeez, these things are hot."

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

"I've made myself a success through a combination of long-term planning and short term tantrums."

'Things look much better long-term, once we pass the statute of limitations.'

And here is where we stooped to the level of the competition.

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

Little Nipper Sandpit

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

"We love your results. We're just a weeny bit concerned about your methods."

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